Monday, March 21, 2011

open love letter to singers with lyrics that don't make sense.

Dear Katy Perry,


I don't know about you, but I've never actually heard of anyone feeling like a plastic bag. A condom and a tissue yes, but not so much plastic bags. How does that figure out anyway? You feel flimsy and really really thin and fragile? Why do plastic bags need to start again? How do they start out anyway? And really, what could they be carrying that's so bad it makes them want to reboot themselves?


Curiously yours, 
Charmant.




Dear Nelly, 


According to this and this, 'only' and 'just' kinda mean the same thing? So what you're singing is that it was 'only only a dream'? It's a bit like saying 'I attempted to make sense, but failed.' It is extremely redundant, seeing how 'attempted' already means that you failed. You are extremely rich and famous. Please hire a lyricist with better grammar sense. 


'Extremely annoyed with your song because it sends out the message that if you're rich and famous you can butcher the language but still mildly in love with your song'
Charmant.

1 comment:

Dairus said...

so are you saying rebecca black is better?