Bra

I not-so-recently caught No Strings Attached, that fuck buddy comedy starring Princess Leia and Mr Demi Moore.

For those uninitiated with the Hollywood crew.

What puzzles me most about the movie isn't the premise of there being girls being more horny and sexually forward than guys, and guys being so fucking romantic (and closeted gay) that they would actually burn a period mix; nor is it the fact that ashton is a bajillion times natalie's size therefore making the angles in their first sex scene a tad unrealistic.


What I want to know is, why is she shown with her bra on even during sex? That thing is NOT comfortable enough to be worn during a workout session. It has wires and hooks and elastic, and it pushes and squeezes your flesh (read: fats) together to create an illusion of a valley. WHY would she leave it on? No no, why would HE leave it on? Given men's great obsession with le boobies, the only way he's okay with it is if he is [insert name of super hero with x-ray vision here].


Either cut the scene off before it gets to the point where she's half-naked, or find some way to portray them getting it on without it looking like an expensive porn flick. Or be a porn flick, whatever. Just don't be half-fucked about it.


Note: bra scenes are totally acceptable before/after sex or any other random occasion. Just not actually in the midst of it. Unless it's an office quickie, in which case, bravo for taking time out to remove clothing.