Tuesday, April 19, 2011

CHILDREN: imagine the most narcissistic adult you know, then strip away their years of human experience.

I decided to take a sick leave from sitting around doing nothing to hopefully sitting around elsewhere contemplating the next step in my life while doing nothing.


RIGHT, just got a text from the mother telling me that I'm going to be picked up for dinner in 35 minutes. I take an hour to shower, so this means that I'll be going to Jack's Place in my birthday suit all soapy and drippy.


Don't judge me. It's not wasting water if I do it once in 3 days.


In the mean time, READ HER

1 comment:

jphuaa said...

I just showered for the first time in 3 days. Can I be your friend?