So a friend of mine recently told me that I'm not a very likable person. Which is like, you know, whatever.. I don't care about popularity.. Much. If, however, you wish to be instantly liked by everyone you know, here's a list of things you most probably should NOT be doing, based on my personal experience.
1) Do not have an opinion on EVERYTHING.
I'm not sure why, but apparently going around giving your opinion on everything and anything from the weather to the architecture of a building annoys people. Don't walk around Borders exclaiming to everyone that the Twilight movies are shiteous and so are the books so please read Harry Potter instead. Don't yell and scream as though your ears are bleeding every time a Bieber/Miley song comes on. Be a mindless sheep; failing which, be quiet.
2) Do not go around correcting people.
Be it their pronunciation or spelling or grammar. This one puzzles me too. I mean, wouldn't you like to know that you're wrong? Apparently, in the words of another friend, doing this makes you seem "like a douche." Besides which, Herve Leger is Herve Leger regardless of how you say it.
3) Do not drop random trivia/science facts.
People generally do not find this interesting, especially when they're loading up on drinks in a club. They have not ever wondered and probably do not care why they are served tequila with salt and lemons. Or how vodka became so popular. They just want to drink.
4) Do not stop abruptly while walking to pet and talk to stray cats.
5) Do not be honest with anyone with regards to their looks.
They're fat? Lie, and tell them that they're bloating. Ugly? Abstract.
6) Do not loudly exclaim that the general public is made up of idiots.
People do not wish to acknowledge the fact that they're stupid.
This should be enough to guarantee you a favorable first impression. If you, like me, can't be bothered, then pray and hope that your friends love you a shitload.
1) Do not have an opinion on EVERYTHING.
I'm not sure why, but apparently going around giving your opinion on everything and anything from the weather to the architecture of a building annoys people. Don't walk around Borders exclaiming to everyone that the Twilight movies are shiteous and so are the books so please read Harry Potter instead. Don't yell and scream as though your ears are bleeding every time a Bieber/Miley song comes on. Be a mindless sheep; failing which, be quiet.
2) Do not go around correcting people.
Be it their pronunciation or spelling or grammar. This one puzzles me too. I mean, wouldn't you like to know that you're wrong? Apparently, in the words of another friend, doing this makes you seem "like a douche." Besides which, Herve Leger is Herve Leger regardless of how you say it.
3) Do not drop random trivia/science facts.
People generally do not find this interesting, especially when they're loading up on drinks in a club. They have not ever wondered and probably do not care why they are served tequila with salt and lemons. Or how vodka became so popular. They just want to drink.
4) Do not stop abruptly while walking to pet and talk to stray cats.
5) Do not be honest with anyone with regards to their looks.
They're fat? Lie, and tell them that they're bloating. Ugly? Abstract.
6) Do not loudly exclaim that the general public is made up of idiots.
People do not wish to acknowledge the fact that they're stupid.
This should be enough to guarantee you a favorable first impression. If you, like me, can't be bothered, then pray and hope that your friends love you a shitload.
5 comments:
you shouldn't say '....or....or...'.
and the word 'Apparently', over used in your text.
scientific studies shows that pple that blog daily are suffering from Narcissism.
Hehehehehe apart from being honest with a stranger with regards to their looks, I think people who don't get good impressions of people who fall under the other 9 categories are idiots. They make for fascinating conversations.
If I constantly refresh your page, does that give you more hits? 'cause I don't wanna be doing that for nothing.
Also, I really really like Herve Leger. With all my heart. I wish I had money to throw around just so I can throw it on a Herve Leger dress, or two. Or three. Or more.
Herve Leger is Herve Leger regardless of how you say it.
hehehe.i was pronouncing everything wrong in france apparently -_- including macaroon.LOL.
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