Many of you may wonder how I manage to keep a boyfriend of such high caliber around for such a considerably long time.
This is what I sent to him last night before he went to sleep:
"Don't ever, ever, ever give up on me. I will hunt you down smash your brains in from the back pull your eyeballs out from the sockets and feed them to you."
For extra dramatic effect, whisper menacingly into his ear right before bed time.
Disclaimer: I refuse to claim responsibility for any bodily harm inflicted upon anyone as a result of this post. STAND BY YOUR PARTNERS.
This is what I sent to him last night before he went to sleep:
"Don't ever, ever, ever give up on me. I will hunt you down smash your brains in from the back pull your eyeballs out from the sockets and feed them to you."
For extra dramatic effect, whisper menacingly into his ear right before bed time.
Disclaimer: I refuse to claim responsibility for any bodily harm inflicted upon anyone as a result of this post. STAND BY YOUR PARTNERS.
1 comment:
u shouldn't be leaving paper trail. rely on looks, not those B grade movies style of menacing looks, but more like al pacino in 'Godfather'. u know, its business, nothing personal kind of cool n aloof way?
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