I feel a little guilty for not putting a photo up of The Other Half (hereby condensed TOH.) I'm not sure if you guys will understand what I'm talking about cause maybe not everyone is as competitive and selfish as I am, but it's like discovering an indie band and listening to it obsessively and declaring yourself the NUMBER ONE FAN, only to hear it on the radio while you're cruising along the CTE and then seeing the lyrics of the song ALL OVER FACEBOOK. I remember seeing this happen in Secondary 4 to one of my absolutely favourite Panic! songs, and have from then on vowed NEVER to share good music again.


I feel a little like this about TOH? Like putting his photo up would somehow increase his value and suddenly all those stupid ahlians who were asking "is it still me who makes you sweat" back then will be wanting a piece of my G-man. But I value my blooming readership way too much to be so selfish, so I have decided to POST UP HIS PHOTO and hopefully entice a few unsuspecting lonely girls and boys..


But first! A couple of self-indulgent shots of myself going about my cute ways. *cough*

I (have always) believed I can fly.

I also believe I'm a little teapot, although not short nor stout.

Okay! Here comes the great big revealing moment!

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He looks A LOT like someone else, doesn't he? I can't quite put my finger on it. This is gonna keep me up all nigh

I will blog, tomorrow.

I don't really have anything much to say today but I made a promise to write a little every single day in foolish hopes that I would accumulate a following of readers so this is me sticking to my guns and charging straight on ahead.


No, I can't do it. I am not going to churn out some half-hearted dim-witted post with weak attempts at humor. I will give my readers the best and only the best. As torturing as it is for me to sit here and think of something funny and entertaining to write, I can only imagine the grimace on your faces after reading a second rate article. And I DO NOT do second rate, no sir!


I shall leave you with a quote instead.

Live, drink, be merry, love the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow ye may die, but alas we never do

PS. Here's a video of N*sync covering the hit song That Thing You Do by the fictional band The Oneders. I'm assuming Justin Timberlake is somewhere in the video somewhere, but I wouldn't be able to pick him out or name any of the guys even if my life depended on it. I'm assuming the rest of you kids with normal growing up years would be able to.?